You opened your Tattletail before Christmas, and now he won’t stay in his box.
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Wiz: OH YEAH!? YOU TRY AND BE THE SMART ONE TO COME UP WITH NAMES!īoomstick: some of these features include razor sharp teeth, which honestly I don't understand how she's gonna tear through someones skin with that giant nose.Tattletail is an indie horror game developed by Waygetter Electrionics and published by Little Flag Software. Wiz: well, not really weapons and more like her body featuresīoomstick: you could have worded that better dud. o-or protect them, that parts no clear.īoomstick: what IS clear is her Weapons and fighting skills. Wiz: she's got two goals, one, kill the child at all cost, two, kill the tattletails.
Wiz: now being one of the most dangerous creatures in her universe, she is one thing you should NEVER mess with.īoomstick: She may look cute but she will strike you with all her power. Wiz: well, OBVIOUSLY, just geuss, mama became an insane being of possessed evil.īoomstick(Sarcastic): whaaaat? that's so original!
Wiz: dude, I was trying to make you look smart. Wiz: now, keep in mind that the human skull can withstand 6.5 GPa of pressure, meaning it is stronger than concrete and steel, so that means that for Mama to bite a kid's eyes out, her teeth had to be stronger than 6.5 GPaīoomstick: and it would take 33 ft pounds, 398 inch pounds, to just FRACTURE a skull, not the greatest feat on this show, but not bad!īoom: uh, no, you told me before we started recordin. was rumored to have eaten a kid's eyes out.? Wiz: was originally made by "Waygetter Electronics", a toy company focused on making the best thing ever!īoomstick: alright, you should know the drill by now everyone. Mama, the robot acting like a mother, doesn't have a specific gende- ok I see the problem Wiz.Boom, say what you just said real slowlyīoom: uh, ok. *Sigh* if only he knew that something else, no, some ONE was brought into his house.īoom: WIZ! we Just said that there wasn't a specific gender! Wiz: well, anyway, that's what this kid wanted more than anything in the world, so he opened his present. Wiz picks up a peice of paper, his eyes widening in supriseīoom: Ha! always love a gender plot twist! Wiz: I-I meant the KID, nobody knows their gender, Boom, this toy is obviously a g.
Wiz: as of now nobody knows what the normal's gender Wiz grabs a purple furby and holds it up to Boom's face
Wiz: yep, but some can't handle the extreme wait to open those giftsīoomstick: and in the case of some kid, he got so excited for his gift, the epic, one of a kind, furb- Im sorry what the hell.īoomstick: listen, kids want the weirdest things, I get it, but a FURBY!? not even that, a furby RIP-OFF?!?!? Wiz: ah, the holidays, a time for love, joy, leisure, and takin' er easy.īoomstick: pft, your Christmas must have sucked if THAT'S what you took from the holiday, it's ALL about waiting for presents! Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle! Mama Tattletail Wiz: and Huggy Wuggy, the genocidal organic toy experiment! Wiz: but what if that was a lie? what if the things you loved dearly didn't share the same love, what if the protection you felt with these loved ones was as fake as nearly every no way home "leak"? welp, sadly for you, these types of creatures exist, and their hungry!īoomstick: like Mama Tattletail, the overly protective and visious "furby-wanna-be" mommy! Wiz: childhood, a time of joy, happyness, and innocence.īoomstick(Sweating): uhhh, y-yeah, same for me, that's for sure, HA! HA! heh. which secretly monsterous toy made the early 20th century out for blood will come on top? let's figure that out together!
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